What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What can melt your heart?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why are there posts saying the T in LGBT should be dropped? With what is happening in the US and beyond against the trans community cause for concern that if this is accepted could it be deemed acceptable to start on the LGB community again?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill